7 November 2012

Mmm...meat and discussions about special things for ME!

My human... She did this wonderful thing for me today... She got me some fresh raw meat. And apparently I have a second meals worth of it! I decided that I no longer wanted fish. So it was fed to Oreo, who is more than happy to eat whatever comes his way!
I got fresh chunks of beef that were originally supposed to go into my humans dinner! The sacrifices that my humans make for my enjoyment and pleasure amaze me!

They've been discussing the design and location for a thing that they call a cat run! The latest discussion involved a new idea about where to have it and how big... Its going to be great for me! I'll be able to go outside when ever I want and I won't need my harness! Oreo won't be able to try to squish me, I'll be safe and able to have fresh air whenever I want! Even at 3am!!! :) It just needs to be built now!

2 November 2012

ahhh... what a good show

My human took me out the front this afternoon, where I got front row seats to the spectical of Oreos shower!

My human complained that she could smell the dog before she could see him, yesterday... So this afternoon she did something about it!

Oreo was chained to the front fence, the dog shampoo was brought out, the hose plugged in and turned on! For a water dog, he didn't really like getting wet and continually tried running away!

The look on his face was classic when the shampoo was applied! It smells of tea-tree. Not the most pleasant smell to dogs or cats, but a great smell to human noses!

Then it was time to rinse! He hated it! Its the first shower that he has ever had! In the past he has been bathed in the bath tub in the bathroom! But apparently (according to my human who whitnessed it) Oreo trashed the bathroom and thus got himself banned from being in the house! It seems he is like his mother, who got herself banned from being inside the house for peeing on the floor!

As a cat and therefore, higher species, I know better to treat my humans house like a litter box! I use the box they provide for me (which is wonderfully changed every two days by my human man!)

Oreo has a lot to learn about how to treat humans!

Mmmm...purr...rrrrr Kasheikh

My human - she cares for me!

She rescued me from the dogs attacks this morning and now he's sulking in his dog box which he is calling "solitary confinement"... If he bothered to check he'd find that he still has access to half or more of the yard! He just cant reach me! Which is good because I need to recover from his cruel stupidity!

My human showed how much she cares for me. She gently checked me over to make sure I have no more wounds, and the one on my head is starting to heal nicely! I'm feeling a bit bruised and sore. But other than that, I'm ok!

My human made sure both my water dishes were full, she topped up my biscuit dish, she scrubbed my plate and gave me some fresh food and then she treated me to some baby spinach leaves! And she gave me lots and lots of gentle hugs!

I appreciate her effort to keep me safe and happy!

I have no idea where Oreo got the idea that if I bite my human I will get put down! If that were the case then I would have been put down before I even came home! I bit her and scratched her so much that day, but she still loved me and treated me to fresh meat, warm milk, fresh water, biscuits and hugs! She puts up with me waking her at "ridiculous hours of the night", while I play with my toys and my human childs toys! She allows me to snuggle next to her and keep her awake by purrrring in her ear! I doubt i will ever find myself on the receiving end of my last needle given to me by the vet!

My human is the best thing that happened to me! I doubt I would have survived my first winter! My human loves me!

Mmmm-purr-rrrrr Kasheikh

1 November 2012

Hello Humans...

Hahahaha – I just read Oreos latest blog post and I laughed so hard that I would have fallen off a chair had I had my delicate bottom parked on one! Oreo doesn't believe that I'm an Emperor! He says its “self proclamation”! Maybe I should have tried a little harder and given him a piercing! Then he would either look really cool, really scary or down right stupid! (I'll opt for the latter).

Of course he did do an excellent job of keeping the trick or treaters away – although it was far from peaceful!! His bark ringing out through the night! Oh well!

Anyway – back to my “self proclamation” of being an Emperor... As a dog, Oreo is naturally a lower species. And as a cat, I am a higher species! My human has proven that time and time again! I get the good food and Oreo eats the scraps off my plate! Therefore I am his Emperor whether he likes it or not!
  • Does he have a delicate bottom that needs to be gently sat on the softest of cushions? No he does not! He is perfectly happy to throw himself down onto the concrete!
  • Does he have the right to sleep on our humans bed whenever he wants? No – he's not even allowed in the house!
  • He is left off his chain because he is replaceable, whereas I am not replaceable, so I have a harness and lead!
  • Does he get ham and other yummy snacks offered to him? No – he gets the scraps and stale bread thrown at him! Yes he gets bones and meat – but the meat is not fit for human consumption. I get given morsels that are fit for human consumption!
There is a difference between Oreo and I... He lives outside and I live inside! Therefore I AM his Emperor and I must rule over him!

Mmmm-purr-rrrr Kasheikh