Humans

My human... She's, well... she can get overly concerned about me! Let me explain...

I was feeling a little cold last night, so requested that I be wrapped in a warm blanket... After I got comfortable I went to sleep, only to be disturbed every half an hour or so. She had to check on me! She thought I was sick or something! When she finally decided to go to bed herself I was left to sleep in peace!

Today I tried my hardest to let her know that I really want some more fresh meat... tinned food is great, but I really need some fresh meat! I hope she understood my message! I guess I'll make my point a little clearer tomorrow!

My other human today read a "story" about how to wash the cat and the toilet at the same time!! Not very kind or cat friendly if you ask me! And if Oreo ever hears about it - then I will strongly suggest to my human (who said she would never stuff me down the toilet) that she give Oreo the biggest "bath" he's ever had! He needs it - he stinks! But then, what dog doesn't??

Master Razin.

bragging brainless dog

Oreo made a stupid comment to me the other day... He said "Our bosses don't trust you to stay home, that's why they tie you up!" But, I know the real reason they keep me put me in my harness and lead every morning, its to keep me safe! And then I told Oreo... "my humans keep me on a harness with a lead to keep me safe, they know that I'm in danger if I'm no longer attached to my lead, whereas, Oreo the dog is not so much cared about, he is hardly ever on his chain, because my humans don't care if he wanders off and gets lost!" Oreo didn't much appreciate this and wandered off to sulk!!

So what did he do to me this morning, he tied himself up in my lead and pulled me outside. But he got yelled at! Serves him right for being nasty to me!

Master Razin.

Puuuurrrrrrr Mmm Mmmm

My human, she is so good to me...
My human, she is so good to me...
My belly is full of fresh food!
My belly is full of fresh food!
And the dog - he only got the scraps,
only the stale scraps!!

<DANCING AND SINGING>

<Oops - got caught!!>

<GRIN!!>

Master Razin!

Snow Day

Yesterday we had snow! My humans made a mad dash out of the house to get photos! I was of course left to look after the lizards! At least I had somewhere warm to sleep! They were gone for a long time!

I was woken to stories of snowmen and lack of visibility... I am of course yet to see the photos!

When they came home, they had showers and hot chocolates and then, my human started the fire! She also tucked me into bed again! Then I was given chicken for dinner!

Spoilt I am NOT! My human describes me as Loved! What can pass up a warm fire, a warm bed and chicken (off the plate of my humans) for dinner! :)

Master Razin.

Happy Birthday to my human

Today is my humans birthday - and unlike to dog - I have wished her a happy birthday! I still demanded that she feed me, but I did wish her some special birthday blessings!

Hopefully one of her presents is something that I will benefit from!

Sadly I have been informed that her cake is a chocolate one with added chocolate in it and on it, so I am not allowed a taste! For that matter, neither is the dog!

Razin.

The Photographer in training...

The other day my little human had her first practice day of pet photography! Apparently she did well... However, I did spy a photo of me - I was blurry and the grass was in focus! I'm not sure what she was trying to do! Granted I fill two thirds of the photo - but I'm blurry! My human did tell me to "be nice - she is learning" and apparently humans need to make mistakes to help them learn! I've also been reminded that the child is not quiet 6, so she is doing very well to be able to operate the camera by herself! She is even having training with the DSLR camera, not just the little point and shoot (saying "point and shoot" sounds scary!)!

Maybe I just need to relax more in front of the camera! But I'm a cat and I expect nothing short of perfection!

I still can't believe that my human put the blurry photo of me on her "whatever-book" business page! Oh the indignity! I always need to look my best - don't these humans know this? I'm not like the dog who is more than happy to walk around with bird poo hanging off him! Or happy smelling rather disgustingly of the local creek! Although at the moment he stinks of wet, mouldy dog!

But, back to me - yes I allowed to child to photograph me! And for once she didn't half blind me with her flashy light thing! My human says that to photograph me, you need to be very fast and thinking ahead! Maybe that's why she's got some great photos of me and the not so great ones normally never see the light of day! I don't think I'll get over this blurry photo of me for a while yet!

Maybe one day the child will get an amazing photo of me! I'll post it here (if I can navigate the file system of my humans computer) if that ever happens!

Master Razin.